How my Red-tailed Hawk says hello. x
Rude ass bird!
chin up lil buddy
oh my god.
#raccoons #okay no fuck raccoons #do I have a story for you guys #so when I was a wee little bean sprout #my parents were like let’s go to stanley park and we’ll get tandem bikes #and we will ride around the breakwater #it will be charming #a nice family adventure #and okay it probably would have worked out #except we stopped for lunch and for dessert I got an ice cream cone #I was pretty pumped on life at that point #and when we walk out there’s a little trail by the bushes #and there’s a little raccoon dude #like this #sittin there all sad #and I crouch down to get a good look at him and his mama comes out of the bushes #and before anyone could do much of anything #and because I was a kid and was too dumb to stand up and walk away #(Disney movies probably had a lot to do with what I assumed wildlife was like at that point) #the mama raccoon walks right up to me #reaches out with her little raccoon feet #and very gently takes the ice cream out of my hands #aND JUST TRUNDLES OFF WITH IT LIKE NBD #and to this day it’s the only part of the bike trip I remember#raccoons man #not to be trusted- tags by mumblefox
there are raccoons that show up every night behind my location in six flags and they are adorable, terrifying little bastards let me tell you
I’ve been waiting so long to find this.
Me running away from reality.
i just laughed so hard
Rob is golden (x).
ME RN AFTER CATCHING UP TO SUPERNATURAL OKAY
RELEVANT TO BC ROB IS FROM SPN AND YES
Me on the first day of school
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”
It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade
Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it
what month comes after september???
after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas